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nclüdr privacy policy

nclüdr takes your privacy seriously, except during those times when we are in the bathroom or drinking, which is, now that we think about it, actually quite a bit. On both counts. Therefore, we take your privacy seriously when: it suits us, when it creates a situation that benefits us, or when we are forced to by the threat of lawsuit or great bodily harm or both.

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Information Collection and Use

• nclüdr collects information only when you register with nclüdr, or when we snoop around where you live and look in the window, usually late at night.
• When you register we store your name as entered, your gender as entered and may store this information as cookie information. We do not use other kinds of cookies such as chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin. When you register with nclüdr and sign in to our services, you are not anonymous to us. We know you, but not intimately.
• nclüdr collects information about you at random times throughout the rest of your life. However, there are so many people, things and objects in nclüdr that most of this information becomes completely useless. Occasionally, something pops up that we can use to make money if we sell it to someone. So we do.
• nclüdr automatically receives and records information from your computer and browser for cookie information. See earlier point.
• nclüdr uses information for the following general purposes: to make as much money as we possibly can off of you without you knowing. When you start to find out, we will quit.

Information Sharing and Disclosure

• nclüdr will rent, sell, or share personal information about you with other people or non-affiliated companies to provide products or services you've requested, with or without your permission.

Cookies

• nclüdr may set and access nclüdr cookies on your computer.

General

• This service is provided to you as part of the nclüdr list of free services.
• Deleting your nclüdr account is pretty much damn near impossible. You could visit our account deletion page if we had one.

Confidentiality and Security

• We do not limit access to personal information about you to anyone who asks or who will pay us any amount of money in any currency.
• We do not have physical, electronic, or procedural safeguards that comply with federal regulations to protect personal information about you.
• To learn more about security, please go to iwantohugmyblankee.com

Changes to this Privacy Policy

• nclüdr may update this policy. We will not notify you about significant changes in the way we treat personal information or send a notice to the primary email address specified in your nclüdr account nor by placing a prominent notice on our site.

Questions and Suggestions

• nclüdr is not TRUST e-certified. If we were, the certification would apply to all English-language sites under the nclüdr.com domain. If you feel that your inquiry has not been satisfactorily addressed, tough shit.
• If you have questions or suggestions, please complete a feedback form if you can find one or you can contact us at:

nclüdr
Customer Care - Privacy Policy Issues
30227 W. Third St.
East Wyneme, CA   93841
213.596.8525

Effective Date: November 22, 2009