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Where do birds fly?
Sky
Bowling Alley
Not Sure

Would you rather ride a scooter in heavy traffic or shoot a gun?
Ride Scooter
Shoot dat gun
Not Sure

If two apples fall from the window of a six story building, with a wind speed of 10 MPH in the middle of winter, and one of the apples has a bite out of it, which of the apples will fall first?
Apple w/bite
Apple w/o bite
Not Sure

What is the eighth decimal position of Pi?
5
8
What the **** is Pi?

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the
Wii
Earth
Woman
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All the above

A meteor is falling to earth at the rate of 6.45 miles per second. If a boy buys pistachio ice cream at the corner of 5th Ave. and 21St in New York City, and the temperature is 64 degrees Fahrenheit on a Tuesday, when will the meteor enter the airspace over Uzbekistan?
The following Tuesday at 9:13 PM
In March
It depends on how fast the boy eats the ice cream, or whether he drops it on the hot sidewalk
What kind of a *&^&%^% question is that??

There are fifty crayons in a Crayola box. If the outside temperature rises to 82 degrees Fahrenheit, how long will it take to get the color mauve?
Two days, fifteen minutes
Never. The melting temperature of crayola crayons is 94 degrees.
Mauve is already included in the box

What is the newest country to be formed in the world?
Montenegro
Eritrea
If you meant county instead of country, then the answer is Clark
Which world?
I’m sure it’s not in the U.S., so why the &^^%$ do I care?

If the moon is waning and it’s Tuesday at 8PM at the Tropic of Cancer, how long will it take for a cup of coffee to cool 5% in Centigrade?
4 minutes
Depends on whether the coffee is caffeinated or regular
6% longer than if the same coffee was at the Tropic of Capricorn
Depends on how much coffee is in the cup

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